Poor Liam Payne Is Trapped On A Boat Without Any Clothes In This Naked …

Anything's better than Justin Bieber's PPOV half-naked selfie last month. Oh, what's “PPOV” stand for, you ask? No that's not a typo, doll. It stands for Penis Point Of View. You're welcome. And I'm sorry. But please allow this photo of Liam to be the …